What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 01:11
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?